Be careful a warning if your feeling a little unwell you may have the Labour failure virus.

Every pandemic requires a host. A malign protagonist who contaminates everyone and everything they touch. In the scientific community this hapless individual is commonly referred to as The Index Case, or Patient Zero. This morning, as Labour surveys the barren wasteland of Copeland and Stoke, the party believes it has successfully identified its own Patient Zero it’s leadership..

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The Cure? a quick dose of voter change or if your feeling apathetic  and feel symptoms of malaise get off your seat turn off Coronation street  and vote it’s the only way you will feel better.

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