Can you imagine if we had a time machine and Corbyn actually won,here we have day one.

Press,

Mr Corbyn

Your promises

  • Free breakfast and Dinners for the kids.
  • 25,000 more Police this Monday
  • Thousands Of houses
  • Free Vegetarian Meals and Flip Flops
  • Free weed
  • Free Sky
  • Free Education
  • £50 a week more for pensioners.
  • Free Love
  • Three Day week
  • New cord trousers for Boys and Girls
  • Free Communist manifesto
  • Free subscription to the people daily.
  • Every Friday early shifts for our armed forces
  • Open immigration
  • Free Social care

Ok i made some promises up but be honest how the bloody hell would he pay for it unless Mrs Abbott really did the maths.

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