DAVID Davis was forced to surrender his trousers during the first day of Brexit talks, it has been confirmed.
After a day of tense negotiations in Brussels, the Brexit Secretary also signed over his house and his car in exchange for an adjustable chair and a glass of tap water.
Davis said: “At one point I handed over the key card to my hotel room. Not entirely sure how that happened, truth be told.
“I anticipate round two being much better after a good night’s sleep on a bench.”
Talks began with an exchange of gifts between Davis and the EU chief negotiator, with Davis presenting Michel Barnier with a book on mountaineering and Barnier giving Davis a massive wedgie.
It its understood Davis lost the upper hand when the German negotiator stole his pen and refused to give it back until he performed the macarena in his underpants for a full five minutes.
York=Adjoining the stadium will be the leisure complex, which will include a 25-metre, six-lane swimming pool, a sports hall for netball, badminton and basketball, a gym with dance and spinning studios, an adventure sports zone and three 3G five-a-side pitches. A community hub will house health and well-being services for York residents and visitors, including clinical services, an independent living assessment centre and a library.
Salford Labour community facilities.
Debt- debt and more debt, facilities for the community Fu-ck all. Vote Labour and get nothing but hot air and broken promises.
British negotiators have capitulated to key European demands for a phased approach to Brexit talks, agreeing to park discussions on free trade until they have thrashed out the cost of the multibillion-euro UK divorce settlement.
Putting a brave face on a concession that may further strengthen the tactical dominance of the EU, the Brexit secretary, David Davis, insisted his initial retreat remained consistent with long-term government strategy.From am election to offer a position of strength as turned the Tories into a set of arse lickers.I dread to see the deal we get under the Tories we pay Billions of cash while peoples benefits and pensions are slashed and get? feck all.
AJ BELL STADIUM MAKES HUGE LOSS AS SALFORD COUNCIL LOANS RISE TO OVER £24MILLION
Salford Council’s City of Salford Community Stadium company made a loss of £1.459million last year, its draft accounts reveal. The accounts also reveal that the total value of loans made by the Council to the AJ Bell Stadium, a joint venture with Peel Holdings, rose from £23.46million in 2016, to £24.12million in 2017.
Meanwhile, the accounts also confirm that Salford Red Devils owner, Marwan Koukash, hasn’t paid a penny back of the £1million debt to the cash strapped Council.
This should go down in history as Labours whitest elephant.
I am unsure what the idiot thought he was doing with his attack apart from putting it on par with the scum who attack us. this is not tit for tat all we are seeing is some form of deranged idiot looking for his four minutes of fame. We are at war with the terrorist not innocents leaving a Mosque even the moronic amongst us must understand that.